Victoria Newton’s Bizzare

In today’s gossip column of the
The Sun, Bizarre, Victoria Newton “reveals”:

I can exclusively reveal juicy details about Madonna’s re-Invention tour.

I’m told the show will have an electronic start, with an old school Eighties pop feel and an amazing light show.

Ray Of Light and Nothing Really Matters will both get Madge’s trademark raunchy treatment.

Dancers have been preparing for an explicit performance of Deeper And Deeper and Bad Girl, from the Erotica album.

Madge is also set to work an anti-war message into her gig by using military dance routines.

Vogue will be the encore – but the song has been reworked to include Britney, Kylie and Spice Girls.