Madge Driving Parking Mad

“It’s good to know that even superstars can’t escape those pesky parking wardens…” says’ today’s Mirror.

Madonna, who looked fab in a patterned jumper and white trackie bottoms yesterday, left her Pilates class in North London to find a warden taking down the particulars of her posh black Audi.

“Madge was very calm but it was obviously an annoyance,” a pal tells the tabloid. “She usually rides her bike but since falling from her horse last month, she has had to take it easy and the car’s the only option. She longs to be fully active again.” Bet it’s driving her round the bend…